Beer Day

Fire Marshall Bill

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Fri, 6 Feb 2009 14:19:55 -0700

Super Bowl Commercial

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Mon, 2 Feb 2009 13:49:10 -0700

Turducken - perfect with beer!

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:13:08 -0700

I was listening to the radio this morning and heard about the most amazing meal, Turducken! I just might have to try this for Thanksgiving or Christmas this year...with beer, of course.

Turducken is a Turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken...with layers of stuffing in between and the chicken stuffed with some sort of stuffing (I suggest sausage).

It's Good To Be Asian

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:05:40 -0700

I've been straying a bit from the formula that has made this site such a success. In that spirit, here is a funny beer commercial. Something to do with a casting couch, being asian and Michelob Light.

More Beer!

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:16:00 -0700

Yep, the title says it all and the song says it over and over again.

Public Service Announcement - Know your limits

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:44:00 -0700

A Pub With No Beer

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 20:03:00 -0700

It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the camp fire at night where the wild dingoes call,
But there's nothing so lonesome so morbid or drear
Than to stand in a bar of a pub with no beer.

Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
There's a far away lock on the face of the bum
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer.

Then the stock-man rides up with his dry dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wat from his coat,
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer,
When the bar man said sadly the pub's got no beer.

Ther's a dog on the 'randa-h for his master he waits
But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and cringes in fear
It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer.

Old Billy the blacksmith first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife,
He walks in the kitchen, she says you're early me dear,
But he breaks down and tells her the pub's got no beer

For My Dad On Fathers Day

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:18:21 -0700

This is dads favourite song! The song is "Celery Stalks At Midnight" by the Will Bradley Orchestra.

This version was recorded on January 17, 1940 by the Will Bradley Orchestra with drummer Ray McKinley exclaiming that "Celery stalks along the highway".

McKinley was also the co-leader of the band. The tune was written and arranged by George Harris. Rumor has it that it was originally written by Raymond Scott and merely modified a bit by Harris. In the Bradley-McKinley band was Peanuts Hucko on clarinet and tenor.

Beer or Marriage?

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:25:00 -0700

The guy should've just stuck to beer in this marriage proposal at a basketball game...gone bad.

Budweiser Wheel Superbowl Commercial

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Tue, 5 Feb 2008 20:20:00 -0700

Superbowl Beer Commercials...coming soon.

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Mon, 4 Feb 2008 20:22:00 -0700

Since I couldn't find full versions of the new Budweiser Superbowl commercials, you'll just have to watch Charlie the Unicorn!

Keiths Red Amber Ale

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:30:34 -0700

We're here at beer day headquarters celebrating the Christmas season and tonight one of the throngs of beerday fans have brought Keith's Red Amber Ale. Of course this means that I don't have to go out and buy my own "Beer of the Week".

I've had a couple of MGD's to cleanse my pallet and I'm just about to do the pour. The pour is dark, brownish red...I'm expecting a heavy beer, let's see what the first taste is like.

I'm enjoying the taste, but I'm having trouble distinguishing between the flavours...likely because my pallet has been damaged by the ice cold MGD. It's definitely not as heavy as I was expecting.

If you are going to a winter cottage then this is the beer to take. It is absolutely a comfort beer.

Enjoy the holidays and try a Keith's Red Amber Ale.

Grey Goose Vodka - Drink of the Week

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:40:00 -0700

What? Two weeks in a row without a beer of the week? Yes, that's correct. I only had repeater beer in the trusty beer fridge this week, so I decided to go with a glass of Grey Goose (actually two glasses). What can I say, I poured the Grey Goose Vodka in a glass with some ice.

I was expecting to yack immediately, but what I found was a nice pleasurable drink. Of course a very strong drink, but for the first time I can understand what a good martini might start out as. I drank it, then had another, then switched over to beer to finish off the night. Two thumbs up as Grey Goose Vodka passes the Beer day drink of the week test.

Funny Beer Commercial - Bud Light

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:39:00 -0700

Here is a funny beer commercial featuring Bud Light, girls in bikini's and the ocean!

The Perfect Caesar

nospam@example.com (Funny Beer Commercials) — Fri, 9 Nov 2007 18:41:53 -0700

This week's "beer of the week" isn't a beer at all, but let me explain.

You see, it's very quiet tonight at Beer Day headquarters. The kids are off with Daddy for the weekend and the wife to be is off south of the border trying to get the most out of her Christmas Canadian dollars. That leaves me, alone at home, with the same old beer in the fridge.

So, instead of having another Molson Canadian, or Coors Light I think I'll make an attempt at the perfect Caesar.

Since the wife to be is away, my perfect Caesar starts with the perfect vodka - Grey Goose. Grey Goose is imported from France and I'm sure there are people out there cringing at the thought of me mixing Grey Goose with Clam Cocktail. Did I mention that I am doing this because I am too lazy to drive out to the beer store in Orangeville and buy myself some specialty beer?

Ok, mixing is out of the question at this point, so here it goes.

Ice (4 cubes)
Franks extra hot (a few splashes)
Clam Cocktail (not full)
More Franks extra hot
Grey Goose Vodka
More Clam Cocktail
more Franks extra hot
Salt
Pepper
Stir
Drink...ok, now you've all caught up with me. I must say, for an unplanned, unmeasured drink this is nicely pleasing. The Franks (extra hot) is giving it just enough heat and I can barely taste that fine Grey Goose vodka. Well, I'm off to finish my Caesar. If there isn't a post next week you'll know that the Fiance killed me for cracking open her bottle of Grey Goose and mixing it with Clamato!